Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has recently concluded a brief study on animal crackers, and determined that they could not possibly have evolved from animals. This proves that evolution is false.
Animal crackers contain no meat. Therefore, the animals that make animal crackers would first have to have evolved into plant form, and then into cracker form. Additionally, they all would have had to shrink drastically.
Em Adjineri also discovered that there are no possible selective pressures that would cause giraffes, elephants, and lions to all convergently evolve into cracker form. Therefore, animal crackers must have been intelligently designed.
God created animal crackers because there are certain animals that we can't eat because they're endangered. However, humans are supposed to be able to eat all animals. The animal crackers are a substitute for the animals that we cannot eat.
2007-08-29 04:52:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Animal crackers evolved from goldfish crackers. Everyone know that. Haven't you seen the fossils of early amphibian crackers?
2007-08-29 04:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
That's foolish. Animal crackers evolved from grain as a form of defensive mimethism: cows don't eat other animals, but they are more than ready to eat grain... so crackers evolved in animal shape, to protect themselves. some species even take predators shape, just like some butterfly wings took the shape of the eyes of a owl: Em Adjineri has the tendency, upleasent for a scientist to draw conclusions based not on facts and observation, but on her beliefs.
If this explanation does not satisfy you, I could show you a national geographic article on how ancestral crackers developped gills by swimming near plutonium deposit.
but, of course, for you creationist crackers never swimmed and neither they went amphibious.
2007-08-29 09:41:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ant-lion 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you are so wrong. Animal crackers evolved from single cell crackers millions of years ago. Just look at all the fossilized cracker evidence! Stop believing everything an old book tells you and use your brain for once! ;)
2007-08-29 04:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, we can see that animal crackers have evolved slowly over the years (they have gotten a bit smaller, and there are fewer in a box than there used to be), but it is true that they have not discovered any transitional fossils yet. But that still doesn't mean "god did it", it could just as easily be a cookie factory!
2007-08-29 05:01:22 · answer #4 · answered by atheist jesus 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL - hilarious.
God is now a baker too?
I loved the part about endangered animals - animal crackers as an environmental cause - LOL!
2007-08-29 05:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NO!
Animal crackers are one of the missing links between plants and animals.
2007-08-29 04:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I've seen extinct animals in cracker form, god made them to, now why he admired them for hundreds of millions of years cant be answered by christians or other faiths, I've tried to ask this, for example when were the dinosaurs going to build churches they had plenty of (TIME) to evolve.
2007-08-29 05:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by wakemovement 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just don't eat the tigers! We must preserve them. I have animal crackers right here and I'm picking out all the tigers.
2007-08-29 04:59:10 · answer #8 · answered by Kyle 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You don't understand your evolutionary theories! Animal "crackers" have actually been proven to be genetically identical to cookies! They shared a common ancestor!
2007-08-29 04:58:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
We'll just have to do more research I guess.. There must be a missing cracker link...
2007-08-29 04:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by Stefan C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋