In Heaven you're supposed to be able to do your favourite thing for all eternity.
What if you were really good all your life and got into Heaven but your favourite thing to do was something sinful, like fallating a midget?
What then, huh?
2007-08-29 03:06:42 · 24 answers · asked by Mustapher Crap 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You've just made a very big point. If your favorite thing is to fallate midgets, but you don't do it for fear of God, then you die and there IS no God (which of course there isn't) Then you have just wasted the one and only life and your one and only chance to fallate a midget.
The moral of the story is, stop wasting your lives on superstitious nonsense and fallate your favorite political minority!
2007-08-29 03:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
"Being good" doesnt get you to heaven. Also, there are no midgets in heaven. In heaven, we will get perfect bodies and since little people have bodies with genetic abnomolies, then these bodies will not be in heaven. So you wont have any to fallate, sorry. You might want to find another hobby.
I am not saying that little people cant get to heaven or that we will all be white or anything like that so dont misunderstand me.
2007-08-29 10:15:03 · answer #2 · answered by MrMyers 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well the Christians will tell you that wanting something like that is of the Devil and you would never want for something so sinful in Heaven in the first place.
I say ... if Heaven exists ... you should be able to fallate midgets to your little heart's desire, if that would truly make you happy.
2007-08-29 10:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by Linz ♥ VT 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Showing your ignorance does not help people. Read the Bible!!! Maybe God can teach you not to mock others.
There is no sin in Heaven. If you choose to sin over God, he will judge you. I pray that you listen to God's word and soften your heart. Why do you want to do something that is evil?
2007-08-29 10:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just fairy tales. Nobody knows with absolute certainty what happens when you die. Anyone that tells you otherwise is either a liar or a delusional fool following fairy tales.
Remember, "god" is nothing more than a nonsense word created by man to explain away all of the things we can't yet understand.
Religion is a disease of the mind, born of fear, which has done nothing but bring untold misery down upon the human race.
2007-08-29 10:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
You can't get to heaven by just being good, its against all that God did for us. And I'm pretty sure that just being in heaven will be the greatest thing that any of us ever gets to do.
2007-08-29 10:11:16 · answer #6 · answered by megarrific 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I am a midget. Where do I sign up to get fellated for all eternity.
2007-08-29 11:39:47 · answer #7 · answered by ross x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In heaven you are reborn with new body, new characters, new senses. If you go to heaven then God will remove all your earthly imporities and sinful desires.
2007-08-29 10:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by Faisal F 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Then... fellatio loving midgets also go to heaven and you two are assigned to each other?
2007-08-29 10:14:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you get the idea that you do your favorite thing for all eternity in heaven?
2007-08-29 10:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by MusicMan10 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋