1. Jesus and Mohammed
2. Jehova, Ra and Zeus
3. Adam and Eve
4. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
5. Judas and doubting Thomas
6. Moses and Noah
This is just for fun, they aren't going to kill each other. Kinda like charity boxing matches...
(No miracles allowed)
2007-08-29 02:55:17 · 17 answers · asked by zeppelin_roses 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ok, ok , no Megatrons allowed either!
2007-08-29 03:01:10 · update #1
Daharmanator - I can't believe you took EVEN MORE time replying to it if you thought it was so useless...
2007-08-29 03:02:42 · update #2
haha i like the treble knockout idea for Jehova, Zeus and Ra
2007-08-29 03:04:15 · update #3
Any other ideas for religious bouts?
2007-08-29 03:13:12 · update #4
Alan - hmm not really religious but interesting. I think Jerry usually won in general, but maybe if we put them in a ring I think Tom would clinch it.
2007-08-29 03:18:07 · update #5
Reggie - I LOVE your answer to number 5!!
2007-08-29 03:33:35 · update #6
Jean - in Biblical terms I am 912. and miracles don't count, this is bare knuckle one on one...
2007-08-29 03:34:10 · update #7
Chuck Norris, on all counts.
2007-08-29 02:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
1. Jesus
2. Treble Knockout..
3. Eve
4. Orgy
5 Doubting Thomas
6. Noah
2007-08-29 10:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Mohamed. I imagine Jesus still has hand problems.
2. Zeus. He wasn't the leader for nothing.
3. Eve. Adam has a messed up rib.
4. Luke. Because he's tired of being underrated.
5. Judas. Could resort to treachery.
6. Noah. Pretty strong after all that carpentry and animal loading.
2007-08-29 10:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 Mohammed [Ali} in his prime could whop anybody
2 Jehova
3 Eve the female of the species is more deadly than the male
4 John maybe luke would not be too badly injured they mightr need a doctor
5 this one would never start judas would not be given a large enough fee and thomas would doubt his own strength.
6 Moses he was fit noah was an old man.
2007-08-29 10:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1 neither both would just slap wildly
2 RA better fashion taste and head gear but Zeus could win
3 eve when do men ever win against women
4 john hes a rebel
5 i think they were the same person but if you meant Iscariot Iscariot would win
6 Noah alcoholic so would have a bottle
2007-08-29 10:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by manapaformetta 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1: mohammed (jesus always seems too thin)
2.zeus (grrr)
3.adam (hes a he)
4.they are all as pathetic as one another
5.doubting thomas (he doubts!)
6.noah (he can build big boats to ride over moses)
2007-08-29 10:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by Kruger, Freddy Kruger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Jesus
2. Zeus or Ra
3. Adam
4. Mark
5. Judas (Priest \m/)
6. Noah
2007-08-29 09:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about Wallace & Gromit or Tom & Jerry?
Alan L.
2007-08-29 10:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Jesus: he can walk on water, come on
2.Jehova: he has all those in black necties on his side.
3.toss up here.
5.who the hell is doubting Thomas?
6.Moses:he once killed a man!
2007-08-29 10:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Superman
2. Superman
3. Superman
4. Superman
5. Judas
6. Superman
2007-08-29 09:58:56 · answer #10 · answered by Mustapher Crap 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Tag team wrestling would be a better laugh. Think of some wrestling names for them and special moves.
2007-08-29 11:36:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋