Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'. The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
2007-08-29 02:00:57 · 13 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funny .... lol
2007-08-29 03:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Pat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll be hard pressed to find Nuns in Scotland in this day & age. You should have said Ireland instead (LOL), but all the same quite funny.
2007-08-30 15:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by Jock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, 8 stars!
2007-08-29 09:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by highendsystems 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny that's funny right there lol
2007-08-29 09:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up
I give it one giggle, and a "I might have to steal that one"
2007-08-29 09:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, good one! HAHAHA! Lol!
2007-08-29 09:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-08-29 09:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is Hilarious!!! Star for you!!
2007-08-29 11:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....lol...that was really funny...you deserve a star*...ENJOY.
2007-08-29 09:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by T.S.N.M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, nasty little nun!
2007-08-29 12:50:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋