1.A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
2.Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said...
2007-08-29 01:22:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
3.A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
4.A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
2007-08-29 01:23:18 · update #1
lolz
2007-08-29 04:23:57 · answer #1 · answered by miss sobriety 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
STAR. Good ones !!! here's one for you:
A blonde lady bought a boat and took it to the ocean, but it wasn't working. She tried everything, but the boat wouldn't go, so the lady took the boat to the marina to try and get help. Several experts looked at the boat and found no problem. Then, one expert dove to the bottom and came up laughing hysterically. She asked him "What's the problem"? He replied, there is a trailer down there.
2007-08-29 08:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Missed the punchline on the fourth, but the rest are pretty good. Have a star. ;)
2007-08-29 08:33:26 · answer #3 · answered by Top Alpha Wolf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhah...
Thanks for the laugh...I really liked the first one!!
Have a Great Week!!!
2007-08-29 08:30:10 · answer #4 · answered by Swampmoth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! I love blonde jokes!
2007-08-29 08:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by MISTY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love blonde jokes!
2007-08-29 09:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked the 3rd one but u destroyed the first and fourth jokes, the 2 wasn't as good as the first time i heard it but still decent
2007-08-29 09:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by KodaiRye 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think the punchline to the last one is, "Twelve. I'm really hungry."
2007-08-29 10:58:08 · answer #8 · answered by Lea A 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i love the first one! have a star! lollollolllol
2007-08-29 09:23:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First one is brillant.
2007-08-29 08:47:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋