Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just
Too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
2007-08-29 01:16:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs
look..
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
2007-08-29 01:16:16 · update #1
too true! i start my christmas shopping in november and am not finished till december then i have to wrap them all properly which takes hours
2007-08-29 01:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-29 10:48:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and they can f*** off out with their mates at a moment's notice! Several times, I've come in from work and HE wants a shirt ironed because HE'S going out with his mate for a drink! I don't remember the last time he had taken me out ! "Sniff,sniff!"
2007-08-29 01:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
True, Hilarious and cunning.... A spectacular and laughing quesation... Congrats!
2007-08-29 04:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by Say My Name 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true. Have a star
2007-08-29 01:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Peggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good and so true-star for you!!xx
2007-08-29 01:44:21 · answer #6 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and true
2007-08-29 01:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just knew it!!!!!!!! Men really do have an easier life then women. LMAO LOL
2007-08-29 02:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol even tho that all may be true, women still have the better deal :-D
2007-08-29 02:04:00 · answer #9 · answered by *T*I*N*K*E*R*B*E*L*L* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it !you get a star!
2007-08-29 01:28:41 · answer #10 · answered by amanda h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋