My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big bl**dy red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
2007-08-29 01:03:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha
2007-08-29 01:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If MY hubby dared to purchase a mood ring for me, he would have a gemstone permanently set into his head after I've clobbered him! Maybe I should have done that with the eternity ring on my birthday ! He would look nice covered in diamond and blue topaz! The so-and-so bought me a bottle of wine costing £5! I know this cause he had left the bloody price tag on it! Anyway, have a star on me!!!!!
2007-08-29 08:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-29 08:08:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Why can't someone buy me a diamond?
2007-08-29 17:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a star for that one, very funny!
2007-08-29 08:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's one way of getting the right piece of jewellery :-) â«âªâ£â
2007-08-29 09:24:34 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-29 08:14:37 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hats the funniest so far keep them coming
2007-08-29 13:02:17 · answer #8 · answered by busman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it have a star
2007-08-29 08:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-29 08:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋