my annoying brother?

Question

my brother always clls me gay and things but if i hit him i get in trouble. he always annoys me, so what can i do to get him back, but without anyone knowing it was me

Answer 1

Study your as s off and become a hugely sucessful business man or doctor... You'll feel really smug at family gatherings when you roll up in your Jag and he's still calling people 'gay' as an insult doing his job at the local supermarket.

Answer 2

He knows he annoys u. Ignore him and soon he will quit. If he don't get a response from u then he won't get his jollies from messin with u.

Now he will try and find other stuff to annoy u with tho. So here is what u gotta do....

Every time he does somethin u like, u tell him it was awesome...and u could maybe do somethin he likes too. And also every time he messes with u then u ignore him and avoid him.

After a while he will learn that when he acts right, he gets good stuff...and when he screws up, he is shunned.

Answer 3

be really attentive, kind and considerate. Talk to him. Humour him. It will make him really puzzled and you never know he may not be all that annoying just wanting attention. To become so kind and considerate will be difficult but you will have the last laugh as family life will become so much more fun. So good luck and go to it. It is a good thing that you do and you will be loved for it and the rewards are good.

Answer 4

hahahahahahaha this funny.

Just ignore the little pipsqueak. He'll soon get bored if he no longer gets a reaction.

Alternatively, take something of his that is really precious to him and hide it somewhere safe - for ages. He will know it was you, but won't be able to prove it, and you can just deny everything and suggest that perhaps he lost it himself.

After a couple of weeks, put it back when no-one is around.

Answer 5

I used to annoy my brother by ignoring him completely when he trid to antagonise me. He knew where the line was before he got a thump. Ignore him. The lack of attention will eventually drive him up the wall. Laugh off his childish affronts at your sexuality. If he is a younger bro, mention to him that you have been out with more girls than him.

Answer 6

Well, what I would do is probably going to get you in trouble too.....either from your brother or your parents, but what I'd do is say "Why, yes I am, dear brother and you're looking mighty fine to me. How about a kiss?"

Probably make him really mad, but better than you getting mad. Just don't let your parents hear. They'll maybe go nuts and think it's true. Mine did, but it was still fun when I said that to my sister. She never called me those names again. ;)

Answer 7

put something it his bed that he dont like
spider, worm, bettle things like that
or even a snail ...
nobody know it would be u or not!! or maybe set a butterfly in his room at night lol thats a good one ...
i got a brother and do this all the time its great fun and havent got caught yet

Answer 8

Don't him him. Use your head - haven't you ever heard of the power of words? Set up a video camera in the room and record what he says, and let your parents see it. Let them know how much you dislike this treatment.

If they don't do anything about him then, post it on the Internet.

Answer 9

buy some itching powder and put some in all of his clean underwear. This stuff itches like hell and will drive him nuts. This will go on for as many pairs as you put it in. Once it is over and you are free and clear, go up to him and ask was it worth it to pick on me.

Answer 10

Start a rumour that he was seen kissing his mate, just make sure he doesn't find out it was you.