Bill and Sarah were a couple who lived in the local metal institute. one day they were walking past the swimming pool when suddenly Bill fell in. sarah immediately dived in after him and saved him. later on that day the bosses called sarah into the office. "We have some good news and some bad news for you" they explained. "the good news is your bravery for saving Bill showed us you are completely sane and you are now free to go home. the bad news is...Bill was found hanging in his bedroom".
Sarah looked at them confused and said "i know! I hung him there to dry!"
2007-08-28 23:50:04 · 31 answers · asked by *T*I*N*K*E*R*B*E*L*L* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanx, was feeling miserable till I read this. LOL.
2007-08-29 04:04:48 · answer #1 · answered by Sandra D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-08-28 23:55:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke but be careful with the sick ones i just got a violation for this one:
How do you make your girlfriend scream while you are having sex?
Telephone and tell her
2007-08-29 02:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you said sick but funny
2007-08-28 23:59:04 · answer #4 · answered by Chloe A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Though have never heard of a metal institute. Perhaps it's the new rage?
2007-08-28 23:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by spannerintheworks 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
O MY GOSH! ha ha! btw, u put "metal institute" wow, sarah must be blonde...lol jk!!!
2007-08-29 01:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooooooo . old one but still funny lol.
10/10 for yah /
well thats waht we call insanity in sanity
2007-08-28 23:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 â¥it
2007-08-28 23:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a METAL institue with a swimming pool?
2007-08-28 23:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
2007-08-29 00:43:13 · answer #10 · answered by celia3018 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋