Short gender jokes
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!
Why don't men eat more M & M's?
They are too hard to peel!
What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
Gifted!
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature!
Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
What's a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What's the best way to force a man to do situps?
Put the remote between his toes.
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!
2007-08-28 23:11:22 · 11 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh bloody hell. You are in a funny mood today. LOL
2007-08-28 23:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaahhhh Good Ones LOL
2007-08-29 00:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't usually check out the jokes, but this was well worth the time! LOL
This starts my day out right!
Have a great day!
2007-08-29 01:37:34 · answer #3 · answered by Alright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
Where Do You Get All Your Jokes From?!?! They Are All Funny!! =] =]
2007-08-29 01:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I am male, but I still find these funny.
2007-08-28 23:54:03 · answer #5 · answered by Rockerduderi Jr. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Frankie Frank!! How are ya?:)
2007-08-28 23:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by Cricket Monroe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaghah
keep 'em coming
2007-08-29 00:25:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-08-28 23:37:02 · answer #8 · answered by MJR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!! all very true! lol jst joking.
have a star! :-)
2007-08-28 23:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by *T*I*N*K*E*R*B*E*L*L* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-28 23:18:41 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋