One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He pickedit up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared."I' ll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want aspectacular job -- a job that no man has eversucceeded at or has ever even dared try.""Poof!" said the genie.
"You're a housewife."; -))
2007-08-28 20:22:08 · 13 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star it if u like it:-)
2007-08-28 20:22:47 · update #1
hmmmmmmm lol . so finally he succeeded at the work that he always wanted to do . hmmmmm
2007-08-28 20:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man finds a magic lamp and gives it a rub. The magic genie appears from the lamp and and offers to grant him 3 wishes.
First he wishes for a great wealth and "POOF" a huge pot of gold appears.
Then he wishes for 7 beautiful vwomen, one for each day of the week. Suddenly "BANG" a cloud of smoke and seven of the most beautiful young women on the planet appear.
Lastly he wishes " Make may penis touch the ground". There is an almighty "CRACK" of thunder and when the smoke clears, his legs are gone.
2007-08-28 20:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be impossible for a man to be a housewife since he's a ...man... and men cannot be wives. The joke is a semantic disaster.
2007-08-28 20:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Got a laugh out of me! =)
2007-08-28 20:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by Lisset 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yup. i'd like to see guys try to act being a housewife......
2007-08-28 20:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah to bad he don't know how to do the job.
2007-08-28 20:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by pan_clock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually I want to blackhole this question.
2007-08-28 20:25:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2007-08-28 21:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. good joke. and a true one!
lol
2007-08-28 20:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by N- Aazi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!
that is one thing guys definately can't do....but should!!!!
i like chris's one as well!!!
you funny people!!!
lol!!!
cheers!!!
2007-08-28 21:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋