2007-08-28 17:26:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay so I had to puke right so I went to the bathroom and all the cubicles were taken but I could really feel it coming up so in my desperation I kicked down a door and there was a man taking a dump there just looking at me dumbfounded. But before I could tell him to get the hell out I hurled all over him so then I thought to myself "If I was taking a dump and some guy kicked the door down and puked all over me I would be effin pissed" so I punched the guy as a preemptive measure since I assumed he would have done the same and ran out the door. When I woke up in the morning I remembered what I did and I though what if I was the guy so basically some dude busted down his door puked all over him and punched him in the nose then ran. HAHAHAHA made me laugh all morning!
2007-08-28 17:40:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh were to start. Well one time after leaving a bar, (I was apparently only there for about 5 minutes, lots of heavy pregaming) I was walking back to my buddy's place where I was staying at the time, and really had to pee, so I decided to stop in the middle of the railroad tracks and whip it out. Well apparently trains go down train tracks. Who knew right. I saw it coming and just kinda stepped to the side as a freight went barreling past.
About a month ago I was standing out in the alley with some of my friends at the local pub drinking a beer. Well being intoxicated, I decided I wanted to throw my mug at the wall and smash it. Problem Number one, it was still full of beer. Problem number 2, when I raised it up to throw it, I turned it on its side over my head. You can guess where it goes from here.
I have more amusing stories but none that wouldn't violate the terms of service on here lol.
2007-08-29 00:38:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I could name a million things. The time I hooked chains up to my Jeep and ripped a whole bunch of meters off the poles to buy more beer. You would be surprised of how much money can be in those things. My Jeep could pull those things off like nothing. Going down to the golf range at night to steal balls and playing street golf breaking cars and home windows. Knocking over lines of motorcycles. Ive had more fun on mushrooms and X though.
2007-08-29 00:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was not always the tame woman I am today. I had a boyfriend who live a building over from me. I had actually told him I was not faithful, just lazy. I had also told him that my first rule was that he not spend the night at my place. He had made a lovely dinner for me one night, and we consumed several bottles of wine, followed by our poison of choice. At some wee hour of the morn, I woke up in bed, and realized he had broke the rule of sleeping over. I put my foot in his lower back to get him out of the bed, and insisted he get dressed and go home. He got about half dressed and I heard the front door close as he left. I had just dozed back off when he was pounding on my door. I was ticked beyond words, but I opened the door. He was leaning against the wall and he said,"This is my apartment, not yours." I kindly let him in his place, and went back to bed.
2007-08-29 01:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by Schwingin' Simmons 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Was at a bar with a friend by closing time I was wasted. I made it to the parking lot and got in on the passenger side of her car before she came out and some strange guy got in the drivers seat and started the car I asked him just who are you and what do you think your doin. He asked me the same thing and my friend came out and came to the side of the car I was on and asked what I was doin. I told her waiting on you. Well come to find out I got in the wrong car he drove one that looked just like hers.
I also mooned my boss.
I got naked and jumped on a trampoline at a party.
and way too much more to mention lol
2007-08-29 00:40:38 · answer #5 · answered by chelly 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh my that is a long list.
well we invented Ford Jousting...2 pickup trucks 2 pole vaulting poles (blunted with duct taped pillows)
played Paintball inside the house..(.paintballs go through drywall)
cut lemons for Tequilla shots with a Samuari sword..Yes a real one WWII Japanese officer issue. (killed the sofa)
found out that the Fire extinguisher was not anywhere NEAR to large enough.
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oh yeah, sour apple Pucker will trun a Dalmation into a green and black spotted dog.
2007-08-29 00:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Went to wave to someone, with my arm waving above my head. Problem was, my drink was in that hand. Dumped the whole thing right on my head :p
edit: Spartiate, that's the hardest I've laughed all day! :)
2007-08-29 00:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Vomitted while leaning against the window of a Chinese restaurant, in full view of the diners. I'll bet that put them off their food
2007-08-29 00:32:49 · answer #8 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I passed out on a fire ant pile. I dind't think it was all that funny the next day, but everyone else got a great laugh out of it.
2007-08-29 00:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by wondermus 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This guy walked up to me and said, "I thought you were somebody else, I would have kicked your *** if you were him"
I fell on the ground laughing so hard I couldn't breath. I had tears coming out of my eyes. The guy was so embarassed he left.
2007-08-29 00:30:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋