Don't you just love the clever & witty church signs you see when you're driving along that give you a good laugh & brighten your day! I saw one the other day that read: "Lord, please let me be the person my dog thinks I am."
2007-08-28 17:16:35 · 20 answers · asked by Another baby boy! 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I swear I am being honest with this. Back when the internet was just hitting it big I went by a church. Someone had made the sign and not checked the website. It said something like "Need Christ? go to www.repent.com" I decided to visit it. It was a pornographic bondage website. I called the church and let them know. The sign was quickly taken down.
2007-08-28 17:24:36 · answer #1 · answered by Bible warrior 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
some thing relatively innocuous to them yet with a touch corruption of the suggestions, some thing relatively racist. In a in general black section, The sign in the front backyard examine; God made Monkeys, and that they stayed that way. once I observed that, I merely everyday it as a fact against the theory of evolution and carried on my merry way. My ultimate buddy beside me, who has an surprisingly warped and twisted suggestions burst into laughter. It did no longer take long for me to appreciate why and get a powerful snort out of it myself.
2016-10-09 09:54:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok one time when I was like 17....I dated this guy who knew how to pick locks, one time we drove around looking for church signs to see what they said...then we would use an online anagram generator to see what new phrases we could make with the letters and change the sign. One time we changed a church sign to say "Adam has wet herpes, Eve too horny"
2007-08-28 17:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
They're not funny, they're sad, and a 'sign' in themselves of how apostate the current building called a 'church' and those within it really are.
Here's my person favorite made up by my friend.
Jesus is coming, everybody look busy.
2007-08-28 17:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by Notfooled 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1) Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help.
2) The most powerful position is on your knees
3) Staying in bed shouting Oh god does not constitue going to church
4) Hospitality: Let us expose ourselves to you
2007-08-28 17:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by CC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My favs:
Judge not, lest ye be judged.
Oh wait, haven't seen that one. Funny thing, preachers never need to take the Hypocratic Oath, but they sure are a bunch of hypocrites.
2007-08-28 17:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's FUNNY!
I can't think of all the ones I've seen now that I'm trying to remember,....................
C C --the most powerful position IS on your knees--(reaching out to God,)...........
Funny an Atheist should know that.
2007-08-28 17:26:09 · answer #7 · answered by bettyboop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem in the garden wasn't the apple in the tree, it was the PAIR ON THE GROUND!
2007-08-28 17:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only thing missing from chrch is u.
2007-08-28 17:36:22 · answer #9 · answered by T_Rae 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw one that said
"Come to church. It will scare the hell out of you."
2007-08-28 17:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by Mia 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋