I'm an alien from outer space and our superior technology allows us to travel back in time.We've heard that a guy named Jesus is important for you and was killed by evil Romans 2000 years ago.
Shall we rescue him for you ?
2007-08-28 14:25:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Blasphemy!
2007-08-28 14:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why I'm even acknowledging this when someone is just trying to make it look like christians believe there is an alien on Y!A. I just want to state that, even if the said proposition were possible, my answer would be NO NO NO NO NO. If Jesus hadn't died I would be on my way to hell and so would everyone else. Jesus rose from the dead 3 days after he died. He did it willfully to pay for the sins of the world. why in the world would anyone want you to "rescue" the one who was willfully rescuing us. He wasn't taken by force, he wasn't a martyr... he was the slain lamb existing as our sacrifice
2007-08-28 21:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by Matthew P (SL) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well- even though it is obvious you are not from outer space, I will answer you're question as if you are.
If you were an alien I would tell you not to rescue Him. By His death on the cross, He saved us from eternal death. Only by His blood do we have the chance to live with Him forever.
2007-08-28 21:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by Kristin C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hard to rescue a mythological person, but be my guest. Maybe you can save some other poor schmuck being persecuted by the Romans, though.
2007-08-28 21:33:15 · answer #4 · answered by daisy mcpoo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are seriously wacked dude. and jesus was killed 1982 years ago coz he was bout 25 when he was killed and AD dnt stand for after death it stands for Anno Domini and that means year of our lord. Oh and throw me some of the drugs your on. I probly need them more than you.
2007-08-28 21:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by Prepare for glory 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heb 2:14 Forasmuch then as the children are partakers of flesh and blood, he also himself likewise took part of the same; that through death he might destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil;
Heb 2:15 And deliver them who through fear of death were all their lifetime subject to bondage.
2007-08-28 21:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by Starlit_Eclipse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't waste your time with that. Besides, I think you are referring to the sex offender, but really great bowler from The Big Lebowski. But he is still around though, so it will be much easier for you to get a hold of him.
2007-08-28 21:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, my cousin! Just bring him to Gallifrey where we'll freak his feeble capabilities with *our* technology. I mean, if the Panopticon's Eye of Harmony doesn't make him sh!t himself, the Tardis graveyard will...
2007-08-28 21:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by beztvarny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please do--that whole martyrdom thing that came from his death has seriously retarded our own scientific development
2007-08-28 21:31:06 · answer #9 · answered by Chucky! Hidey Ho! 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is actually very interesting. If Jesus never died what would things be like?
2007-08-28 21:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by Queen_of_Nice 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋