does any one know a good comedic monlogue that is possible to memerize by tomorrow?

Answer 1

I don't know exactly what that is but there is one thing I like to recite once-in-awhile just for fun. Think of a young 5 year old boy giving a very ernest prayer.
"Dear Lord, I need you awful bad, I don't know what to do.
My Mama's sick, my Papa's mad, I ain't got no friend but you.
And them careless angels went and brung, sted of the boy I askt...
A teeny, weeny baby girl, I don't see how they dast.
And Lord I wish you'd take her back, she's just as good as new,
Won't nobody know she's second-hand excepting me and you.
And bring a boy this time yourself, the nicest in your fold.
But please, don't bring him quite so young...
I'd like him five years old". Mmm