Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."
"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."
2007-08-28 12:48:41 · 11 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now, that was terrific!!! With your permission, darlin', I'd like to share that one with just about every body I know!!! &, your pretty terriffic yourself, you know!!! I'm more thn joyous to play with you!!! Anytime!!!
2007-08-28 14:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG. Sooooooo funny.ROFL. Such a play on words. A little valgur though gotta tell that to an understanding audience. But other than that a genius joke.LOL
2007-08-28 13:19:18 · answer #2 · answered by I am mizz chilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO good joke, 10 out of 10.
2007-08-28 13:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by chaosx_zero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny! you get a star for that one, I needed a good laugh.
2007-08-28 12:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great! Try to come up with more!
2007-08-28 13:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by Carter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
original, AND clever!
have a star, and a good day!
2007-08-28 13:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i shall be laffing for days after this one
2007-08-28 13:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup its cool joke it gave me smile
2007-08-28 12:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was funny :) *starred*
2007-08-28 19:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao......omg.....lol, star for ya...funny!!!! i am still laughing
2007-08-28 12:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋