2007-08-28 12:44:07 · 21 answers · asked by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is the funniest buncha answers I never expected. LOL!!. Great excuses for clinging to life!!...."Guffaw!"
2007-08-28 16:25:21 · update #1
gldjns: Exactly..I didn't expect humor, and couldn't be more pleased. There's serious undertones of unfinished work here on the planet..and I'm, glad to see it!
2007-08-29 09:46:37 · update #2
I've got an appointment at the Dentist, ok? and I haven't flossed.
2007-08-28 22:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree, these are all hilarious answers! But I'm wondering if that was your intent. I hate to be the stand-out in this crowd of humorists, but I'd say I'm not ready to go yet because there are things in my life I want to accomplish first, so when I do decide to accompany you, people will remember me for the little bit I've done to contribute to the world.
Okay, I'll be a conformist for a second -- to those who said they had to pee first, just hold it. The trip is short, and I wanna remind them there are potties in Paradise!
2007-08-29 16:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by gldjns 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just because you're wearing a bedsheet and got those pigeon feathers stuck to two coat hangers on your back to look like wings and you got that phony Frisbee cut-out of a halo over your head doesn't mean I'm ready to participate in one of your snuff films.
2007-08-28 19:54:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I still have lots of wild grasses and flower arrangements to gather for love offerings, and a lot of life in front of me, unless I get needlessly deleted for no reason at all. A few more of those, and you can come on back for me! I gotta get back to chewing and wiggling my nose. Now split!, Angel of Mercy. Send back an angel that can make a bow out of a piece of wild grass..
2007-08-28 23:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by Ma Barley 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
my hair is not done and I simply have got to look good for Tyler in the afterlife. BTW my next door neighbor is an @sshole and I'm pretty sure they're showered and ready to go *slips the angel a hundred spot*.
2007-08-29 07:35:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just need to check my email for best answers and one of my questions needs extending so that I don't have to give best answer to any of the 'tards on my contact list and after that I need to check out a question about the Albanian sock repair industry that looks really interesting.
or alternatively
I have superglued my foreskin to the underside of my computer desk.
2007-08-29 03:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Granny expressed an interest in going first, so I could experience a little peace on earth. TAKE HER, if you've come to end my suffering!
2007-08-28 21:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im still sober, i need to be pissed. I want to have a dunken crack with god, i have loads to say when im plastered. Buy me a bottle of vodka then come back in ten.
2007-08-31 22:12:45 · answer #8 · answered by British*Bird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a breakfast meeting in 45 minutes, and there's stanky Nair on my legs, and stankier color on my head. Let's do lunch and talk about it, say in about 40 years? OK? OK with me.
2007-08-31 08:02:01 · answer #9 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I still have to fall in love, marry, and know what it feels like to be really loved in return.
2007-08-28 20:18:07 · answer #10 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋