I opened my Bible and my flask is missing. I better have my vodka soon or Mommie Dearest will not be pleased.
2007-08-28 12:43:41 · 13 answers · asked by Mommie Dearest 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sell me some stock in Coca Cola or I'll beat you with a wire coat hanger.
2007-08-28 12:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well lets tink about it... I hollowed out a bible to hide stuff in too, So no one would ever find the stuff I put in there. But then some one opened my bible... wait... No wait its coming to me now... A Catholic! thats who took Mommie's vodka! Its like there addicted to that book!
2007-08-28 13:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 09:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by kianes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was Vodka, tasted more like battery acid and it burnt a hole straight from my stomach to my butthole, well at least now I do not waste time on digestion.
2007-08-28 12:53:37 · answer #4 · answered by Part-time Antagonist 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i used it to tempt some missionaries to the dark side. i thought you'd approve.
oh, and you'd never believe the nasty things one can do with a bicycle while wearing a neck tie. truly, even i was shocked.
2007-08-28 12:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by bad tim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hic'''' - ''''burrp ' ' '
"I yooshta be a big stah TOO, Miss Hutsunn ! An' ya AHRE in that chayer, Blanche ! Ya' AHRE !"
2007-08-28 12:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by The Church Lady 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sorry mommie....i was thirsty...i needed something to wash down the cheese. i like cheese.
2007-08-28 12:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by Eden 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
your still a blatent idiotBUT----marry me mommie,you are SILLY HOT
2007-08-28 12:48:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Everyone hide your wire hangers!!!
2007-08-28 12:48:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Put up or shut up!
2007-08-28 12:47:42 · answer #10 · answered by Nunya 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋