Before I lay myself to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's strong, thick and long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed,
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and legs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body is twitchin,
In the hall, in the Loo, in the garden and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend,
But as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the W@nker you sent me instead.
" A MAN'S PRAYER"
LORD
I pray for a lady with big ****.
AMEN.
Hope you more on the way....Toe.
2007-08-28 11:46:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I posted this yesterday.
2007-08-28 11:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmmm!!xx
2007-08-28 18:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Read it here before, within the last day or so, but yes its good.
2007-08-28 18:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ker-ching!
Have a star.
2007-08-28 18:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one liked it ans yah wel come back
u r not late i came just now!
2007-08-28 18:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny. lol! 8/10.
2007-08-28 18:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not to bad but you copied it shame on you.
2007-08-28 18:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Poem Thief!!!!!!
2007-08-28 18:51:16 · answer #8 · answered by DAVID R 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahah! How terrible. :D Great, though! ^_^
2007-08-28 19:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one kilburn and anyone else who claims it.
2007-08-28 18:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by sunflowerseed 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋