He was 80, she was 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl.
After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the old man saying "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
About a year later the same young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said"Two kids in two years, you must be in good health sir."
Again he said "It's all about keepin' the old motor running." as he smiled proudly.
In the third year of marriage the same youthful bride AGAIN gave birth to a newborn to the amazement of the hospital staff.
The nurse said "Well,well, well, you certainly are quite a man! 3 kids in 3 years."
He responded, "Like I always said, ya take care of yer-self and ya keep that old motor running."
The nurse nodded and replied "Uhuh. Well sir, you better change the oil. This one's black."
2007-08-28
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