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He was 80, she was 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl.
After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the old man saying "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
About a year later the same young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said"Two kids in two years, you must be in good health sir."
Again he said "It's all about keepin' the old motor running." as he smiled proudly.
In the third year of marriage the same youthful bride AGAIN gave birth to a newborn to the amazement of the hospital staff.
The nurse said "Well,well, well, you certainly are quite a man! 3 kids in 3 years."
He responded, "Like I always said, ya take care of yer-self and ya keep that old motor running."
The nurse nodded and replied "Uhuh. Well sir, you better change the oil. This one's black."

2007-08-28 11:13:39 · 4 answers · asked by wwe52256 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-08-28 13:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Sounds like a complete service is required, never mind oil change! Victorian missionary, only white man for miles is due for chop, due to Chiefs favourite wife giving birth to white child, in desperation he drags the chief to a field of sheep and points out that all the lambs are white except one! the Chief looks, ponders and says"You not tell, Me not tell!" I know poor, but only been up 15 mins.

2016-05-20 03:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I get it, haha

2007-08-28 11:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sweet <3 5 · 0 0

that brilliant

2007-08-28 11:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by Conan 3 · 0 0

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