# Report Type: Unknown Circumstances
# Sex: Male
# Race: White
# Hair: Brown
# Eye Color: Blue
# Height: 5 ft. 08 in.
# Weight: 170 lbs.
# Date of Birth: 12/25/0
# Last Seen: Two millennia ago
# Dental X-rays Available: No
2007-08-28 11:06:09 · 24 answers · asked by Maxxarek 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, but I did find Waldo.
2007-08-28 11:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by WIl 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't believe this person. Jesus was not born on 12/25/0 and the rest of the statistics are also way off too.
2007-08-28 18:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to be offensive but like the guy in The 40-yaer old virgin qouted about himself, isnt Jesus a sand ******? not really white but an arabian sand ******?
and wouldn't i kick his *** being 5'10'' and 202 lbs?
meaning i would have the height, weight, and reach avantage. also sijnce i actually finished 1st in a 10000 meter race in my school, would have been in better shape at 16 then jesus at 16? i guess Jesus gets his whiteness from his blue eyes?
2007-08-28 18:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes! Prayerfully read the New Testament Gospels, starting with Luke, and you too may discover the love of Christ Jesus our Lord and Savior!
2007-08-28 18:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost all bone disappears except in special circumstances.
If anything is left of Christ, it couldn't be identified as his because scientists have no near relatives to get DNA from.
2007-08-28 18:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup.
If you go north on I-75 from cincy towards Dayton you'll find him. Just look to the right.
Oh, and I am highly offended that you put his race as white.
Jesus was a Jew.
2007-08-28 18:12:42 · answer #6 · answered by lonely suburbanite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
170? I think he was either 120 or 150.
2007-08-28 18:10:43 · answer #7 · answered by Sabu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. I wonder how accurate your description is; given his middle eastern heritage, I doubt he had blue eyes. He probably looked a lot like Osama bi Laden, if he even existed.
Which is doubtful: www.zeitgeistmovie.com
2007-08-28 18:11:14 · answer #8 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like a job for Dog the Bounty Hunter!
Wait, wait, I found him! Damn, lost him. He's just too quick for me.
2007-08-28 18:11:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems there are an awful lot of Trolls in here today.
2007-08-28 18:11:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have and how sweet it is to know Him! You should find him too. He loves you, cares about you, and is waiting for you to accept Him.
2007-08-28 18:12:56 · answer #11 · answered by Moni B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋