Mole Family
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together
in a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks
his head out of the hole, sniffs the air
and said,
"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head
out of the hole,
sniffs the air and said,
"Oh, Yum! I smell honey!"
Now baby mole is trying
to stick his head
out of the hole to sniff the air,
but can't
because the bigger moles
are in the way.
This makes him whine,
"Geez, all I can smell is....
MOLASSES!
OK, PASS IT ON, YOU KNOW YOU LAUGHED!!
2007-08-28 10:30:50 · 8 answers · asked by xenypoo 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice.
Here's one I heard today.
A middle aged man was pulled over on I 75 for going 100 mph.
The police officer approached the drivers window and said
"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over"
The driver looked up warily and said
"Yes, because I was speeding. But I had a damn good reason! You see I just shot my mother-in-law. The gun is the glove-box and her body is in the trunk."
The Police Officer, dazed, pulls the driver out of the car, slams him on the ground, handcuffs him and calls for backup.
The officer's Captain arrives soon after with back, walks up to the police officer and says
"What've we got here?"
The officer goes
"this guy just murdered his mother-in-law, her body is in the trunk."
So the Captain walks over to the car, grabs the keys and opens the trunk.
To everyone's surprise, the trunk was empty.
the officer, completely confused, says
"What the hell? No... wait, the gun is in the glove box!"
So the Captain goes to the car and opens the glove box to find nothing. Furious, he looks at the officer for an explanation
Suddenly, the driver yells from the ground
"Sure, and next you're gonna try and say I was f@#$ing speeding!"
2007-08-28 11:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehh mole-asses STAR!!
2007-08-28 17:36:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why can the moles talk and even in this fantasy world where moles can talk why can the baby mole talk.....and why does the baby mole already know profanity.....plus this wasnt a question so my answer is completely sufficent
2007-08-28 17:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by pendejodelanoche 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
I have heard that before but it's still amusing
2007-08-28 18:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.
take a STAR for a good joke!
2007-08-28 17:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by <3Vasudha Loves Yhu(; 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
CUTE!!!!!!
Poor little mole!
2007-08-28 17:41:35 · answer #6 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooo. nice one mate . cool
2007-08-28 17:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!
2007-08-28 18:04:06 · answer #8 · answered by darkflower366 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋