Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
2007-08-28 09:30:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
2007-08-28 09:30:29 · update #1
that one was so freaking funny, i almost cudnt breath i laffed so hard
by the way, wich one are u?
2007-08-28 09:54:59 · answer #1 · answered by KodaiRye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Curios : hangs around urinals with notepad in hand looking for a ( you know what ) that belongs in Yahoo's jokes & riddles
2007-08-28 16:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You know you really shouldn't be hanging around the men's room.
2007-08-28 16:38:13 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good going
2007-08-29 04:49:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sick but funny! i dont even want to know how you know that...
2007-08-28 19:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by ashley101-zippedy doo dah! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was too funny!! haha! thankss! =D
2007-08-28 18:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by =D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!! thank you for my end-of-the-day laugh. star for you!!
2007-08-28 16:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!
2007-08-28 16:35:06 · answer #8 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gross!
2007-08-28 16:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by dcarcia@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋