5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2007-08-28 09:22:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
I pay your salary!
So, uh, you on the take or what?
Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?
2007-08-28 09:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by linz 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
- betcha i can get to my gun under my seat here faster than you can get to yours in that sissy looking holster.
- wow! they let people like you in the police force now? man, talk about scrapping the bottom of the barrel!
- don't you have a free donut tasting conference you need to attend to?
- what the fcuck did i do now?
- if i were really trying to speed, you and you're clunky crown vic wouldn't even be able to see my brake lights.
- i promise i won't do it again officer.
- i'll pay the fine, i know you guys have to justify the 75K you get every year.
- what?! you stopped me for a warning?!?! (while ripping the ticket) stop wasting my time dipshit i gots places to do and people to see (while doing a burnout)
2007-08-28 16:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!! I just text this to my sister, who just got pulled over 5 minutes ago, and was given a $200 speeding ticket. Thanks for posting this, hopefully it will cheer her up! Still LMAO! How funny! :0)
2007-08-28 16:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats black to start with then, then black and blue??
A policeman after a riot when I've finnished with him!!
Sorry I just dont like the cops!!!
2007-08-29 04:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i sed number 4
2007-08-28 16:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by KodaiRye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Officer of course I was speeding. It's the only way I can get a man to pay attention to me. "
2007-08-28 16:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by tofu 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'll have to remember these if I ever get pulled over! I haven't yet!
2007-08-28 16:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
woww
thats funnyy
imagine if someone actually says that to a cop
2007-08-28 16:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by stacy's mom. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have I been drinking? Why? Would you like one? *Hands officer a cold beer from cooler *
2007-08-28 16:29:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought you wanted to race.
2007-08-28 16:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by CGAA72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋