The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2007-08-28 09:09:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaoooooooooooo. poor bear he was totrtured till he confessed that he was a rabbit .
cool joke twinkle
2007-08-28 09:17:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, be thank-full your not a cop in a major city you might find yourself wanting to beat something or someone. Freedom is an illusion and I fear the police-state that's in our future. Keep your eye on the ball, and stay pro-active, because were human and some of us are alpha idiots, law-enforcement attracts some of the worst. Remember there not ALL bad and sometimes they're so necessary.
2007-08-28 16:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by wakemovement 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha nice
2007-08-28 16:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by ItsMeee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I didn't see that coming! Your joke rocks.
2007-08-28 16:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by reallycool0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! pretty good
2007-08-28 16:14:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, star for you.
2007-08-28 16:14:17 · answer #6 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha cute! *4 u
2007-08-28 16:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Vickey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe cute that was pretty good
2007-08-28 16:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty funny.
2007-08-28 16:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jon F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.hahaha.com
2007-08-29 03:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋