a couple of blonde ones?

Question

A blonde and a red head were walking along a path in a park. The red head turns to the blonde and says, " poor thing look at the dog with one eye."
The blonde covers one of her eyes and says "where?"

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium
pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into:
six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I don't think I
could ever eat twelve.

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly,
the blonde's friend said, Oh, look, a dead birdie. The blonde looked up
and said, Where?

Answer 1

soo funnyy
lovedd all of them
you get a star! =]

Answer 2

lmfaooooooooooo funny mate cool keep it up .

one of the blonde was in hospital after the car acccident

another blonde camein and asked how did this happend.

well said the first blonde i was crossing the rod and the sun was shining right into my eyes so i closed my eyes and crossed the road

cheers mate

Answer 3

nicely, i'm blonde, and that i laughed my *** off...i do no longer understand why blondes don't get the humour in those jokes...they are no longer genuine...I make exciting of brunettes each and all the time...they do no longer care... -flow Blondes!-

Answer 4

Yours is good buy how about this one?

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

Answer 5

lolz...all of them are very good..here's one for you

Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was ready.

The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started, the professor announced that the students were to identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating habits, etc.

Joe looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the situation, the angrier he got.
Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the professor's desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk. "What a ridiculous test!" he told the prof. "How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest rip-off I've ever seen!"

With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor was a bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out, "Wait a minute, young man, what's your name?"
Joe turned around, pulled up his pant legs and hollered, "You tell me, prof! You tell me!"

CHeeRIoS

Answer 6

lol. My wife's blonde and has to take her top off if she needs to count up to 2.

Answer 7

Blonde jokes are always good. lol

Answer 8

u wud think i wud b offended by all the blonde jokes on y!A but strangely im not...

Answer 9

Very Funny..Good for you...I'll give you a star!

nfd

Answer 10

hahaha im offended!! lol not