Drunk driving?

Question

A police officer noticed a man leaving a bar so
apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried
his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and
fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar
and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a
couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved
the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained
still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles
left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out
and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up
his patrol car, put on the ;flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to
ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment
must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."

Answer 1

hahahaha

Answer 2

Just like the decoy cop in the public toilet in Idaho. But no one seems to be laughing about that. Except the Democrats.

Answer 3

lol

Answer 4

lol

Answer 5

$HIT HAPPENS'

Answer 6

Thanks