Creationists, do you think it's time to move on to other pursuits?

Question

Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has successfully disproved the theory of evolution with her countless Em Adjineri arguments. Isn't it about time for Creationists to move on to other sciences that conflict with the Bible?

For example, the Theory of Gravity says that things fall to Earth because of its mass. That's ridiculous! How do they know to fall down without intelligence? Objects must have some sort of intelligence that tells them to fall!

The Theory of Intelligent Falling tells us that objects are attracted to one another because God created them, and so they all have a small quantity of "Godliness," which is directly proportional to their mass.

Objects recognize this Godliness in one another, and are therefore attracted to each other. Things fall on earth because they are equipped with the intelligence to recognize the Godliness of Earth's iron core.

Let's start teaching Intelligent Falling in schools! The gravitationalists can't disprove it!

Answer 1

Someone should really give her the Nobel Prize!

Answer 2

Thank for the humor for the day.... It amazes me sometimes the stories you guys can come up with to pass the time...

I am going outside right now to test Intelligent Falling....
First I will make a rock commit a sin, so that it is not with god... then i will take a chip of it and throw it up into the air... Since the chip has sinned and is not godly, it should keep going up... Will let you know the results... want to come and stand under it and watch.................

Answer 3

Wrong. Intelligent Falling was first proposed by Dr. Don Tavaklu back in 1972, not Em Adjineri.

Whew, all of these Em Adjineri, Don Tavaklu discussions are making me thirsty.

Answer 4

My creationism group is actually taking care of proving that the moon is made out of cheese.
Also, that whole "we revolve around the sun"...
seriously,people, have you looked at the sun recently?
It's as big as an orange...
people should really start getting real: why creating indemostrable theories? the occam razor is the rule to follow.
Everithing is explainable by assuming there is a bearded guy in the sky that impregnates virgins and is overprotective with apples. then everithing comes together by himself.

Answer 5

Another false analogy in an attempt to ridicule creationists. Gravity can be tested directly and observed in the present, the Fairy Tale of Evolution cannot.

Answer 6

Creationism and Intellegent Design is just begining. Science is less than 10 years away from making a cell from scratch, thus proving Creationism is real, while Evolution is still a theory.

Judo and Karate schools have been teaching intellegent falling for ages. Jackie Chan's a master at it.

Answer 7

Is this a JOKE or are you just ignorant. Objects have feelings. WOW, I wish I had known that when I was boy on our farm. I could have "listened" to the apples and pears crying or laughing as they fell to the ground seeking out a friendly bee.. That would have been REALLY kool ..

Answer 8

i know what you're saying is true, because the other day someone left a satanist pamphlet on my windshield. i took it off, and i tried to throw it down but it just hovered there beside my car.

thus proving there was no godliness to it because it didn't fall to the ground.

Answer 9

I know this is a joke, but some of the answers are not. Please, before you try and argue that evolution is just a "theory", try looking up the scientific definition of theory first.

Answer 10

I tripped on a cloud, and fell eight miles high,
tore my mind, on jagged sky...