A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
2007-08-28 07:20:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
3 1/2 Ha Ha's. Good one!
2007-08-28 07:25:22 · answer #1 · answered by ~ Floridian`` 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
bril.
9 1/2 out of 10
2007-08-28 14:32:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well now thats what I call a good business men dont you agree.Thanks for the laugh and have a star.
2007-08-28 16:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny star 4 u
2007-08-28 14:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Vickey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad, i`ll give you a 8 out of ten.
2007-08-28 14:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by smile @ your enemy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a hard reality of life many people are ashamed to admit !Why?
2007-08-29 00:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-08-28 14:23:52 · answer #7 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-28 14:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋