I have just read that they are planning to wed today, so should the nuptials follow Thrice's beliefs and be a secular, civil ceremony, or should they follow Bella's beliefs and be a traditional Christian wedding?
What gift should I bring to the wedding?
2007-08-28 06:59:51 · 12 answers · asked by Jack B, sinistral 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Vegas wedding. Lot's of dancing. Lots of booze. They can have a Christian Elvis as a compromise.
I say bring cash as a gift so they can spend it on their honey moon.
2007-08-28 07:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
"He"?! I am a woman indeed! ;-)-3-< I am more woman than you can handle!
What the heck did you think the 3 was for? ;-)
LOL! I hadn't even realized! I cannot imagine Bella running off this time as I have her chained by the ankles and arms to the ceiling hammock but one never knows... look at Houdini! Well, yes, Houdini eventually DIED trying to escape but I will do my utmost to insure that Bella comes out of all this in one piece - dead or alive! *Pats Bella's leg* Hush now, sweetheart. It gives the monster the cookie or it gets the hose. I SAID, "It gives the monster the cookie or it gets the HOSE"!!
Oh, and yes, Bella says she is thrilled to be involved in our secularly Christian wedding and would like to take on the part of the groom. I will wear the pretty virginal dress. Anyhow, I never wanted any 'civil' ceremony, I want it to be as uncivil, lewd and lascivious as possible! How else to have fun? Cookies shall be tossed everywhere! Oops! *Wipes cookie bit off of Listen Missy's shirtsleeve and shakes bosom* A woman, a woman I say! See?
Ooh, I LOVE horsies! Please, Eagle Woman, if you can, find me a constipated steed. I'd prefer my wedding be odorless - or at least a bit piney.
I also am quite content with Michael's brilliant idea. Give us a minister, a priest, whatever. The honeymoon and uncivil reception are mine! BUT- in place of Christmas ornaments the others are absolutely correct - large amounts of cash will be fine.
Yay! A wedding! A portrait! Singers! Horses! Awesome cookies! Civility right down the drain! Let's have some more! Anyone want to propose? I know Rachel has a little thing for me (shh... don't tell RJR), and RJR of course (shh... don't tell Rachel), and, aw, you know you want some Mikey B... Woo hoo! More weddings! Money! Love! Ah, it's all too much to bear.
*Swoons dramatically and falls into Jack's arms*
EDIT: Where IS Raji? I miss that Green Witch! EW - help me... I only left him because he disappeared, tell him I still hold his heart in my palm!
2007-08-28 20:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by Thrice-Baked the Third 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think they should both have have the minister, or Cookie Priest of their choice, jointly sharing the ceremony. This is done in many mixed marriages. I think Bella, as the bride, would make sure the baker would come up with the grandest Cookie wedding cake ever to grace a reception. I shall be writing two wedding checks, one in each of their names. It just makes it easier when it comes to property division. One must be practical, as well over half of marriages end in divorce. Since that is not a very romantic thought, I will soften it by offering my two finest horses to pull the wedding carriage. Now where the heck am I going to find a pumpkin that one of the witches can turn into a glass carriage? Where is Raji these days?
Edit: Why, there is the blushing bride-to-be! Bella, you better give me a chance to show my horses off. No, I will not send Jackson, as you seemed to think from his picture he was dangerous. He is not, but he does love sweets, and we wouldn't want him chewing up the groom because he reeked of cookies.
2007-08-28 15:12:34 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I think the wedding should be a traditional Christian one and the reception and honeymoon should be whatever Thrice wants.
For a gift, find out where they have a registry. If they don't have one, buy them some expensive Christmas ornaments for the tree. (Such as Christopher Radko.) Most everyone puts up a tree and no one else will think to buy them ornaments.
2007-08-28 18:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Universalist ceremony with secular and religious quotes from various texts. You should definitely be bringing the Jack, Jack.....it's the only right thing to do. Shots all around!
2007-08-28 14:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by Yogini 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Rachel and the Temptresses will play at the ceremony free of charge! We can get John to make them a great cake!
Jack, you'll be in charge of the official wedding portrait, of course. We can have them sit still for hours while you paint them like they used to do!
2007-08-28 14:10:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Bella is the Original Run Away Bride.
I'd expect a long engagement.
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2007-08-28 14:45:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
what gift should *I* bring to the wedding? it's all so sudden... a huge basket of awesome cookies? a HUGE cookie?
the wedding should be the most wonderful, they can make it whatever they like but... I WANT to be invited :D
2007-08-28 14:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
A beach wedding. Give them a $1,000,000 gift card. They'll luv it
2007-08-28 15:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oooops!!! I thought Thrice was a woman. Silly old lady!
2007-08-28 17:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋