They haven't updated that thing in a thousand years. I think it's time for some new books to be added to the Bible. What do you think?
2007-08-28 06:13:29 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm seriously looking forward to God's Preface to the Second Edition - I hope He'll clarify His commandments so I can know whether I can stone my neighbour for mowing his lawn at 7:00 on Sunday morning.
2007-08-28 06:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bible2 is out NOW!
It's called the New Testament.
There's nothing in the New Testament that isn't
introduced in The Torah (affectionately referred to as Bible1).
Bible2 has lots of new characters that will subtly
remind you of those in Bible1, and tons of references go from 1 to 2, and 2 to 1.
It's an ongoing story-line.
But I hope I never see Bible3.
2007-08-28 06:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Book of Mormon is a companionship to the bible. It is the most accurate book that has ever been written on the face of this earth. Its an account of 2 different groups of people here in the american continent and their relationships with God. These people came to the Americas from Jerusalem just about 600 years b.c.. This book was written for our day. Any man that will read it will draw nearer to God. I've read it cover to cover over 10 times, and each time that I've read it I learned something new about God and His plan for his children.
I challenge anyone to get a copy, use a red pencil and mark any scripture passages refering to Jesus Christ...you will find that this is another testament of Jesus Christ. In fact you will read that he visited the American continent in 3 Nephi Chapter 11. He didnt just love Gods children in Jerusalem and surrounding areas. Its a testimony that God loves his children everywhere. I love The Book Of Mormon and I know that if you have the sincere desire to learn of God you will too.
2007-08-28 06:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by LooneyLu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you ever read the bible letting you know that no words would be taken away or added to it.
You are doomed to hell's eternal fire if you keep playing
with God and his holy artifacts.
Seek Christ and you will fnd the answerhopefully before it
is to late.
2007-08-28 06:21:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean part 3.
There was the bible, aka the old testiment.
Then the sequel aka, "Bible part 2" aka "Son of God" aka, "God Returns" aka the new testiment
I think your are looking for the third part of the trilogy.
2007-08-28 06:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the film might be comin soon tho, when Mel Gibson has finished writing it...
I hear Chuck Norris is up for the lead, and Danny De Vito has landed Judus
2007-08-28 06:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. I guess in the interim everyone will just have to settle for the Super Hero Comics.
2007-08-28 06:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The update should be replaced with a mass burning of the 1st one and then just keep it like that...no more religion.
2007-08-28 06:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by plferia 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ask the Mormons, they call it the Book of Mormon, an account of Jesus' visits to the Americas.
2007-08-28 06:16:26 · answer #9 · answered by smartypants909 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
About the same time as "Law & Order: The Holy Inquisition Unit".
2007-08-28 06:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by Christy ☪☮e✡is✝ 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋