2007-08-28 06:09:58 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman gives birth to her daughter on april 1st, 1991. As the nurse walks the baby over to the mother for the mother to hold the baby for the first time she trips and accidentally tosses the baby out the window. As she staggers up from the floor she laughs and shouts "April fools, your baby was already dead!"
2007-08-28 06:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Some of the challenger jokes from the 80s.
2007-08-28 09:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My most tasteless joke ever: Mom,Dad. I wanna introduce you to my girlfriend Littlefawn. She is a good mother and cares for her kids. She is loyal and honest and we all love her.
2007-08-28 07:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy was in a waiting room at a hospital. His wife was having a baby, and the guy got there late, so he was freaking out. About an hour passed and the doc came out to talk to him. The Doc said, "I think you need to come in here. Something is very unusual about your baby." The father was getting worried and started asking the doctor what was wrong. The doc said," Well....your baby can fly." The father just stared at him and said, ".....are you sure." The doctor said ,"yes. yes! im sure, I saw it, here look." The doctor took the baby, held it above the table and dropped it about 2 feet above the table. The baby hit the table. The father said ,"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" The doctor told him to calm down and just watch again....so he did...the Doctor done it again, and the baby just hit the table again. At that point the guy was getting mad at the doctor and said, "Are you sure my baby can fly? You are just hurting it." The doctor just kept saying over and over, "yes, im sure your baby can fly. watch." With that the doctor walked to the window and dropped the baby out.....The baby fell towards the ground and splattered on the concrete. The father started screaming and crying and said, "I THOUGHT YOU SAID MY BABY COULD FLY!?" The doctor started laughing and said, "Nah, Im just joking with ya, the baby was born dead."
lol.
2007-08-28 06:18:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sandpaper Sally
2007-08-28 06:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Etheria ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not too tasteless but it's funny and worth sharing
How many mosquitos does it take to screw in a light bulb
2 - but don't ask me how they got in there.
2007-08-28 06:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by Doctor Foo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Aristocrats!
2007-08-28 06:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by FRANKFUSS 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why did the piece of gum cross the street?
Because it got stuck to the chicken's foot
2007-08-28 06:22:36 · answer #8 · answered by Trixie t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't tell the joke or I'll get kicked off. But here's the punchline: rollaids! Look it up; it's truly awful.
2007-08-28 06:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by Corozal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you say to an epileptic: Here, hold my milk, I wanna milk shake.
(You said most tasteless)
2007-08-28 06:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋