the following are actual signs warning labels statements ect....
on a package of Christmas lights"Warning, for indoor or outdoor use only"
In a church parking lot"Though shall not park here"
In a public restroom"Toilet out of order please use floor below"
On a newspaper headline"Lost painting found by tree"
On a packace of peanuts"Caution, may contain nuts"!
On an iron" Warning, do not iron clothes on body"!
On a nenws paper headline"Something Goes Wrong In Jet Crash Says Rocket Scientists"!
Hoped u liked them!
2007-08-28 06:09:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a sign says "caution, this sign has sharp edges" and thats all it said lol
on a hot water dispenser "caution, may be hot"
on a microwave "do not use for drying pets"
on a superman costume "wearing this costume does not enable you to fly"
hehe
2007-08-28 06:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are great! thanks for sharing... I saw a sign on a chain saw that said "Not for use in the dark"...
the sad thing is that when a warning label is placed, someone must have tried to do that!!!!
:-) bbjo
2007-08-28 06:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Funny.
2007-08-28 06:14:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mimi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a tube of preperation H : do not eat
in the instructions for a cordless phone : do not put lit candles on phone
2007-08-28 06:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by Doctor Foo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha ive got another one. on a hair dryer box it said. /caution, do not use while asleep/ hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
2007-08-28 06:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres a road sign in dayton, oh that says "needmore rd."
2007-08-28 06:14:45 · answer #6 · answered by inthegraduationclassof07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. They made me laugh out loud.
2007-08-28 06:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard most of them before but still love 'em
2007-08-28 06:12:47 · answer #8 · answered by just_a_hick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old news
2007-08-28 06:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
thanks for sharing it
2007-08-28 06:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by thankful 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋