A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week", she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss."I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week" The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
2007-08-28 04:17:00 · 9 answers · asked by Bite Me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...star for you...here's another one...
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee
On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and shouts into the phone “GET ME A COFFEE, QUICKLY!”
The voice from the other side responded “you fool! You have dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“I’m the CEO of the company!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do you know who you’re talking to?!”
“No,” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee, who put down the phone.
CHeeRioS
2007-08-28 04:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
saw a t-shirt the other day, thought i would share Bush goes on about his war against the terrorists The War Against Terror such a curious Acronym, Asking people to Support Bush and T.W.A.T. Someone at the Whitehouse didn't think things through. With Governments loving Acronyms so much when they come up with a new policy, how did that one slip through, Surely someone noticed!!??
2016-05-20 00:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by stormy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That guys living the dream. A star just for giving me something to fantasize about at work tommorrow.
2007-08-28 04:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by Some dude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, heh! That's a good one, definitely worth a star. Also, the one in Ans. #1...
2007-08-28 04:23:11 · answer #4 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's messed up, very funny though. Have a star.
2007-08-28 04:28:30 · answer #5 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best ive heard in a long time girl
2007-08-30 11:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star for u
2007-08-28 04:29:20 · answer #7 · answered by monkq2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahaha
2007-08-28 04:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by Eddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
2007-08-28 04:21:59 · answer #9 · answered by Brian S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋