The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British and American government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement. Consequently, they have adopted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as European English (Euro for short). In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c.”
Sertainly sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard “c” will be replased with “k.” Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replased by “f.” This will make words like “fotograf” 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will encourage the removal of double leters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e”s in the languag is disgrasful and they woud go. By the fourth year peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by “v.” During ze fifz yer, ze unesasary “o” kan be droped from vords containing “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinatins of leters.
Und after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vonted in ze first plas.
2007-08-28 04:08:23 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ve hav vayz ov making you talk!!!
:-)))
2007-08-28 04:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know which would be scarier. This question being true, or having to learn German to go and visit any of the English speaking European countries.
2007-08-29 23:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-08-28 05:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To true.
Count von Puggie.
2007-08-28 04:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
littel puggy x sounds like someone speaking without their teeth in x
2007-08-28 04:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahaaaa, brilliant jim, just what i expect from you mate.
2007-08-28 14:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zat vas wery funny!!!
2007-08-28 04:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha... zis must be a jok, but yes it mad me smil, so u got a sta.
2016-04-02 03:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was excellent! Kind of scary, though.
2007-08-28 05:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pugs rule ok
starred
2007-08-28 04:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋