2007-08-28 02:41:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"God hates us all"-----------------Slayer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive seen a billboard on the freeway that was supposed to say "Jesus loves you" but someone crossed out the you, and spray painted Slayer. so i guess jesus loves Slayer!!!! it was a sign from god!!!!
2007-08-28 02:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus were real, and we were going on literally how hard a band rocks; Cannibal Corpse. But who knows if he would even like metal? If he liked just thrash then Slayer, or hard rock Pantera, but if it's death/grindcore then it's so going to be Cannibal Corpse.
Unfortunately it wouldn't apply because Jesus loves all according to the Bi-Bull, so he would be jamming out, moshing, surfing at all those shows. For the record however, Tom Araya is like 90 and now he sucks as a vocalist because his voice keep cracking...Slayer needs a new frontman.
2007-08-28 09:50:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's a toss up between Slayer and Cannibal Corpse! Pantera was a bunch of POSERS, especially the lead singer. Of course I don't mean to dis Dimebag Darryl. It was tragic what happened to him but he was an overrated guitarist. I'm going with-
SLAYER!
2007-08-28 09:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by Officer Uggh 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I dont know about Jesus but I'll go with Pantera...I heard Cannibal Corpse before, I think it was "Pick Axe Murder or Meat Hook Sodomy" seriously, those guys are sick and have serious issues, lol
2007-08-28 09:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by sweet girl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw slayer open for pantera, I'd have to say pantera blew the lid off the place. Slayer rules but pantera were effing metal GODS. Slayer is more evil but.. they just noodle their solos. Dimebag could do **** that made jesus' miracles look like parlor tricks.
Devoted to christ: Pantera has a few platinum selling albums.
2007-08-28 09:47:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'm pretty sure Jesus Likes Pantera Better, but I could be wrong. Maybe it Cannical Corpse, with their timeless classics like "hammer Smashed Face" and "Rancid Amputation"
2007-08-28 09:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by Kraig P 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My friend, Jesus Lopez, has always preferred Slayer.
Not much of a fan of any of these myself.
2007-08-28 09:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by The Corinthian 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Devoted to Christ - Thouest should be devoted to the platinum selling monster that is Pantera!
2007-08-28 10:04:06 · answer #8 · answered by Le BigMac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nine Inch Nails
2007-08-28 09:45:45 · answer #9 · answered by truthisback 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'm told we are imperfect, so we can't really speak for Jesus.
That being said, it's got to be Slayer.
There can be only one.
2007-08-28 09:45:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
most likely cannibal corpse
2007-08-28 09:50:54 · answer #11 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋