Got this from an American friend.....
A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona DPS Trooper for
speeding.
The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in
general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was
doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?" The
trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what
they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a
moment later he stops and asks, "Are you callin' me a horse's ***?" "No, sir,"the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call
y'all a horse's ***."
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the
ticket.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to
fool them flies though"
2007-08-28 01:25:50 · 13 answers · asked by Knownow't 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.
What a corker
10/10*
2007-08-28 01:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-08-28 01:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-28 01:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-08-28 01:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an awesome joke!
2016-05-19 23:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by erna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work on it!
2007-08-28 01:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by S-Monkey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny! have a star!
2007-08-28 02:43:18 · answer #7 · answered by Clock Bot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
love it, star for you
xx
2007-08-28 02:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-28 01:46:38 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! love it!
2007-08-28 01:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋