* A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.*
*"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I
can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running
her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of
her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
*
*"Tell him," she whispered,
*
*"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the
ladies room."
2007-08-28 00:56:39 · 8 answers · asked by *mommy to 3 boys* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star given!!!
LOL! That is so funny and gross at the same time; thanks for sharing!
2007-08-28 03:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it..lol
2007-08-28 11:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well worth a star
2007-08-28 08:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by Conan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent ! keep them coming honey !
lol heheheheh
2007-08-28 08:53:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol have a star!
2007-08-28 08:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a very good sick joke
2007-08-28 08:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by kimht 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one , yuk
2007-08-28 08:39:20 · answer #7 · answered by chin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES, VERY FUNNY!!!!
2007-08-28 08:05:56 · answer #8 · answered by Tanya W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋