The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims: "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says: "If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the preacher stays, I will give him sex."
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,......"Screw the preacher!"
2007-08-27 21:08:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO omg tff star for you hun.
check out my joke the letter!!!
2007-08-27 21:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is no surprise, and it is of no consequence. Every religion ~ including atheism, loves to hold their converts up like trophies ~ especially those who come from Christian backgrounds. This is not a reflection on Christianity, it is an indictment against the individual who fell away and converted. Read Jesus' parable of the sower and the seeds to understand what kind of person leaves the truth.
2016-04-02 03:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good One!
2007-09-01 12:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha gud 1!
2007-08-27 21:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Heard it before but dang if it's not just as funny as the first time I heard it. A STAR for you!!!!! Thanks for the hint.
nfd
2007-08-28 04:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha loved it!
Don't you just hate it when your wife takes you litterally?
2007-08-30 01:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!Screw the preacher
2007-08-27 21:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-08-27 23:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people like to screw everyone.
2007-08-27 21:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO!!!
so misinterpreted!
2007-08-27 21:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by Hedkandi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋