.... An old lady dies and goes to Heaven.
She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
"Don't worry about that" says St. Peter "It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
"Oh my God" says the old lady "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry" says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this" says the old lady, "I'm going to Hell."
"You can't go there" says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and taken advantage of".
"Maybe so" says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that!"
2007-08-27 19:57:19 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a shocker!!!
ha! i wasn't expecting that!!!
very funny...hillarious!!!
star!!!
cheers!!!
2007-08-27 20:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooo.
nice one .yup the old lady dont want extra nose hole lol
2007-08-28 03:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's already in Hell.
2007-08-28 03:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-28 04:23:07 · answer #4 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny, you need a star
2007-08-28 03:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by § dreamer § 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
2007-08-28 03:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by mlud12000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
very funny! where'd you get this?
2007-08-28 04:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by Hedkandi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-28 08:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll go with her!
2007-08-28 03:57:28 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it, you just make me laugh.
2007-08-28 03:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by ballerina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋