Moses and Jesus were playing golf. Moses selected a 5 iron and teed off. The ball went in the lake. Jesus said, Tiger Woods would use this, selecting his club. Thats a 5 iron protested Moses. That's what I used, and the ball ended up in the lake. You should use a 4 iron. Jesus replied, not Tiger Woods. He swung hard, and his ball also ended up in the lake.
Jesus walked on the water, looking for the ball. A man passing by noticed this and said, who does he think he is, Jesus Christ? No replied Moses. He thinks he's Tiger Woods.
2007-08-27 17:04:48 · 11 answers · asked by Kevin H 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaoooooooo. yup cool and funny . yeah i wonder jesus was perfect than how come his shot was so imperfect . lol
but cool and hilarious joke mate thnx
2007-08-27 17:10:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make this? It's alright.
2007-08-27 17:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by Shapeshift 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, and in very poor taste
2007-08-27 18:24:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha..thats a good one!
2007-08-27 17:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-27 17:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by Corozal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny!!!
2007-08-27 17:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by kittyqueenjmh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg very funny lol
2007-08-27 17:10:42 · answer #7 · answered by laffy_taffy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't find it very funny. sorry.
2007-08-27 18:04:44 · answer #8 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't like it, sorry
2007-08-27 17:09:11 · answer #9 · answered by ballerina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
post it in R&S also lol
2007-08-27 17:14:43 · answer #10 · answered by AFI07 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋