An elderly man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form.” “You can do it”, the lawyer said, “But why? You’ll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?” “That’s my business! Get me the form!”
Four days later, the old man got his registration changed. His lawyer was at his bedside making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, “Please, before it’s too late, tell me why you wanted to become a Democrat so badly before you died?” In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said: “One less Democrat”.
2007-08-27 16:04:49 · 24 answers · asked by a bush family member 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol
2007-08-27 16:08:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10 I'll give it a 5
2007-09-03 18:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by Buzzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Bravo!
2007-08-27 16:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by Buffalo1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny here's a star.
2007-08-27 17:33:10 · answer #4 · answered by Bet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-09-04 09:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by wakum6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo true....
It shows that republicans always stoop to very low levels to meet their ends.... Even on their deathbeds....
2007-09-04 02:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!!! How funny! I totally didn't expect that! Thank you for the laugh!
2007-08-27 16:09:10 · answer #7 · answered by mskaityw 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol thats funny
2007-08-31 05:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by cheech 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, nice twist!
2007-08-27 16:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats very funny
2007-08-27 16:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by laffy_taffy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋