I need to get sick really fast?

Question

i need to get really actually sick...i need professianl help........really real sick real fast .............

note i have a fan in my room if that helps ..........;

but you just have to be assured i will get sick or at least think i reaally will

fever, bad cold or another common but big nuisance that could keep someone home

Answer 1

find some road kill and snack on it

Answer 2

Smoke a lot of cigarettes. Take two Benadryl, your eyes will swell you can say you had an allergic reaction. It will also make you loopy. Please, no more than two. Also, you can take a small amount of ipecac solution. It is used to induce vomiting. You can find it at a local convenient store. Please be careful though!

I almost forgot one. Eat toothpaste. Better yet, if you do every suggestion I am sure you will be sick in no time. Please don't die!

Answer 3

Sounds like you are already sick...just kidding!
Lick stuff other people have touched like the bathroom door handle.

Answer 4

just visit the icu or ccu unit of a hospital u will really get sick like u want......

Answer 5

Stick your finger up your *** then down your throat and then see how sick you get :-)

Always glad to help

Answer 6

i don't know but this works for me, i drink lots of coffee and i get really dehydrated and feeling sick =) hah

Answer 7

seriously, drink some windex, works every time!! or put eye drops in a glass of water and chug away!

Answer 8

If you want to stay home, just complain of a bad backache... can't really be proven or disproven. :)

Answer 9

You don't need to get sick, you need to develop some maturity, courage, and honesty.

If there is something you don't want to do or can't do, man up, and say that you don't want to do it.

Answer 10

Do whatever you have to do. Don't try and worm your way out of it.