What's the difference between
A girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between
A boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
2007-08-27 14:23:15 · 15 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes they are
2007-08-27 14:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bawdy!
They unearthed a 3000 year old Etruscan tomb recently and found a couple buried together in an eternal embrace. The archaeologist said "I'll bet that was her idea!"
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2007-08-27 22:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
great joke !!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and his friends ?
45 years
2007-08-27 21:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-08-27 21:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by Yurhynis 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 21:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why do women smile when they walk down the isle.
because they know that was the last headjob they will have to give
2007-08-27 21:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by shaun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u r the funniest female on yahoo ansers i've met fishineasy,do u know that?
2007-08-28 09:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny good one!!!
2007-08-28 14:11:48 · answer #8 · answered by Pat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you pple r crazy yet not funny and am gay so i kanda take offence to this...
2007-08-27 21:58:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol points from me
2007-08-27 21:34:36 · answer #10 · answered by walmartshopper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋