help me!!!?

Question

someone cheer me up im kinda depressed

Answer 1

Be happy and cheer up. There is nothing better than a simple smile. Don't be upset, do what you love. Remember, you are the best :) !!

Answer 2

Say, did you hear the one about my Uncle? He thought he was a magician, and walked down the street, and turned in to a bar? LOL....cheer up sweetie, we love you x

Answer 3

She called me to get my phone
number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her
mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.
she
sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish .
she thought a quarterback was a
refund.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.
she asked for a price check at the
Pound Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for
cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took
the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and
saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and
went home.

BUT SHE AINT DUMB


Girls are like phones.
they like to be held, & talked to.
but if you press the wrong button,
you will be disconnected if you think that this statement is true then copy and paste it to your page...

You cry...

I cry...

You laugh...

I laugh...

You jump off a bridge...

I LAUGH EVEN HARDER!


When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.


3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.


4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.


5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"


6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"


7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.


8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.


9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.


10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.


11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.


12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"


13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.


14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"


15. Swat at flies that don't exist.


16. Tell people that you can see their aura.


17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.


18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"


19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"


20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.


22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passergers.


23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.


24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.



15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a br@ and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."

Answer 4

If you don't mind being unhappy what happens to the unhappiness?

Answer 5

how bot a funny joke.knock knock

Answer 6

you got myspace?