If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
7. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
9. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
10. The coffee machine is broken.
11. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
12. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
13. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
14. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
15. Amen.
2007-08-27 13:39:05 · 19 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SOOOO FUNNY!! i will definitly use these!
2007-08-27 13:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO I'm a Pug I don't make excuses I'm usually the reason for having to make the excuse
2016-05-19 21:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao... I am going to use some of those at work.. I work a 3-11 shift and sometimes want to dose off.. These will be good for when I happen to fall asleep.. thanks for the good laugh
you get a star
2007-09-02 15:23:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good One!
2007-09-01 12:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i bet if u used those u might get fired tho but ill give u a star anyways =)
2007-08-28 13:26:26 · answer #5 · answered by CupCake 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 13:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...they really were hilarious.I liked 5,10 and 14 even better.
Thanks for the laugh.
Do keep everyone in high spirits.
And,yeah,you've earned my star....yet again!
2007-08-28 00:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, I like the first and last ones the best!
2007-08-27 16:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was posted yesterday (maybe it was you), and it's just as funny now as it was then lol.
2007-08-27 13:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were goood. Here's a star for you!
2007-08-27 13:43:14 · answer #10 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, you must be caught sleeping a lot! lol
2007-08-27 14:02:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋