An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first."
The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs."
The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him."
The old woman responded, "Damn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"
2007-08-27 13:20:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAH!! great ending =]
2007-08-27 13:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by ...I Just Wanted My Phone Call.. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wouldnt she be wondering why there was a yellow liquid in the fridge not in a bottle or cup? XD
2007-08-27 13:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 13:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before. It's still funny, so, here's a star!
2007-08-27 13:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. star 4 u
2007-08-30 12:34:47 · answer #5 · answered by garry427798 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he shut the door...
2007-08-27 22:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now That is a Joke!!
2007-08-27 13:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA thats funny
2007-08-27 13:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by Lucy B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats alright
2007-08-27 14:53:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-28 01:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋