A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
2007-08-27 13:10:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 13:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee, tickled me that one.... but since i have given birth 7 times i can tell you something that hits the mark a little closer.....
has anyone been really constipated and it comes out like a rock and it near kills you?
WELL TRY SHITTING OUT A BASKET BALL
2007-08-27 13:28:22 · answer #2 · answered by chantelle m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stable one. well-being practitioner to affected person, 'i've got have been given stable information and undesirable information for you.' affected person, 'supply me the undesirable information then' well-being practitioner, 'we are able to ought to amputate your legs on the knee' affected person, 'Whats the stable information?' Doctot, 'The bloke on the top of the ward desires to purchase your slippers.'
2016-10-17 03:59:43 · answer #3 · answered by ammon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt u get that from Bill Cosby?
2007-08-28 10:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by Die Sonne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill Cosby did it funnier
2007-08-27 13:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by just_a_hick 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hillarious, I gave you the first star.
2007-08-27 13:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny =]
2007-08-27 13:19:08 · answer #7 · answered by suite_pee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original......very funny. lol
2007-08-27 13:18:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-08-27 13:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by Timothy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2007-08-27 13:18:26 · answer #10 · answered by Pear36LL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋