If you haven't much education you must use your brain.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Keep honking. I'm reloading.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
2007-08-27 13:01:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
hahaahahha
some good 'uns
keep 'em coming
x
2007-08-28 04:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol,
The only reason some people are alive is because its against the law to kill them.
Got that on a jumper somewhere ;D
2007-08-29 00:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by ffkali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would someone go read a bunch of t-shirts and bumper stickers then post them on Yahoo?
2007-08-27 15:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by DaytonHawk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love being crazy so am very easily amused. Laughter is the best medicine.
2007-08-28 09:01:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, chrisjoker. the region hast thou been? My day hast been lacking in mirthsome intense high quality, yea, thou returnst and avail us of thy tomfoolery. I laughed with exeptional volume. LOL. stable stuff, fella.
2016-10-17 03:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by ammon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They sound like t-shirts or bumper stickers.
2007-08-27 13:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by merrybodner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot
JOIN THE NAVY
FEEL A MAN
FEEL 2 IF YOU ARE LUCKY
2007-08-27 13:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-08-27 13:15:02 · answer #8 · answered by racer 51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh thanks needed it
2007-08-27 14:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by ~*big mama *~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋