Man walks into a pub with a vase on his head. He sits down at the bar and stares into space. After 5 minutes the bar man asks "Whats up, you want a pint or not?", to which the man replys "Sorry but I am a auctioneer and I have a lot on my mind".
What is a ghost's favourite airline?
British Scareways!
Why cant a car play football?
its only got one boot!
Whats brown & sticky?
A stick.
2007-08-27 12:50:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, reminds me of the time my friend tried to repeat the 'who invented fire? some bright spark' joke in front of the whole class, but forgot the punchline and came out with, 'who invented fire? mr spark'
hahaaaaaa
um i suppose you had to be there! =D
2007-08-27 13:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jenna 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not the worst jokes ever.
What'd the man do when he fell in the freezing cold water?
He got out.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Me, dumb*ss, let me in.
See, there are worst.
2007-08-27 12:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by Psymon Illa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gathered ten jokes like these up and sent them into a joke contest, hoping one of them would win... As it turns out, no pun in ten did...
2007-08-27 12:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-27 12:55:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AArgh!, ok, in certainty for that-- The blonde became in courtroom docket, charged with public indecency; quite, urinating on the floor in a public shape. "appropriate, youthful lady, what do you're waiting to prefer to declare on your protection?" asked the make certain. "Your honor, i became in certainty following the training on the sign." "What sign became that??" "the only that reported, 'moist floor.'"
2016-10-17 03:57:31 · answer #5 · answered by ammon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible. Makes me want to reach through the screen and smack the person who dared write such tripe.
2007-08-27 12:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol all of em funny but the last 1 is the BEST!!!!
2007-08-27 12:57:09 · answer #7 · answered by MoneyFace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think those were funny at all, sorry.
2007-08-27 12:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by Megan O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the stick one.
2007-08-27 12:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mehh. kinda kidish
2007-08-27 12:56:30 · answer #10 · answered by Victoria P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋